The New Causticyak Glossary
Coagulation - Sticky gooey clump of pertinent and relevant information, ideas, etc. See coalition in the Webster thingy.
Corpornation – Broken down and coagulated as a multiple meaning word… Corporation, as in multi-national conglomerate operating outside of democratic principles with internal communistic authoritarian power structures driven solely by profit and the need to engulf and devour. Porn, as in lewd and insidious filth spewed about via propaganda machines known as PR firms to promote agendas of said corporations (not the full insertion close-up and cum shot riddled kind we all know and love). And finally Nation, where all afore said resides… specifically, the USA.
Bag-O-Food - Questionable sustenance one gets at eating establishments promoting family values.
Democrap – Republickercan disguised as a liberal or a liberal disguised as a Republickercan. Middle of the road nobody who just wants to hold office and influence people and hopefully not cause controversy while doing it.
Dominion – A whole bunch of Republickercans and Evenangelickers coagulated together for the sole purpose of replacing the constitution with the Ten Commandments, eliminating all taxes, arming everyone to the hilt, replacing federal assistance with prayer, and getting the womenfolk back to cleaning the pots and pans.
Evenangelicker - Originates from the word Evangelical. This person believes if they lick angels equally and not on just one side, the angels will be balanced and therefore happy (somewhat like not rubbing the fur the wrong way) and will put a good word in for the particular evenangelicker on their way to heaven… of course, relieving them of any social responsibility and accountability from the laws of man.
Family Values – Republickercan nonsense terminology used to create a multitude of mall laden mediocre restaurant chains with shitty short wine lists.
Fishinary – Upper echelon corporate manager who self proclaims him/herself as a visionary by reinventing a completely worn out wheel and spinning the process to make it look brilliant. Most ideas are accumulated on porcelain thrones or in $30,000 bass boats while pounding back a few cold one’s.
Goohog – Deservingly ample karate type blow to the throat of anyone spewing short-sided, shallow, and dim-witted drivel. See Republickercan, Democrap, and Validititty. Resulting audible reaction generally sounds like “geeewhawg!!!” and sometimes is accompanied with spittle and tears.
Guppy – (Giver of Ultimate Punishment). A member of various authoritarian institutions, including governments, corpornations, and any other entity that uses leverage by intimidation. Validitities festered by ideologies, religions, and patriotic poop attempting to keep their positions intact at other’s expenses. The specific ultimate punishment is in the eye of the beholder.
Neoconpoop – Member of a secret conservative boys club left over from some moronic Ivy League frat hazing hierarchy that believes our short lived democratic government will succumb to world anarchy if we don’t clamp down now and turn it all over to the rich people.
Political Camp Pains – The process of enduring the election process as an independent observer
Republickercan – Conservative right-wing proponent of the “good ol’ boy” “same as it ever was” bible thumping capitalistic anti-democratic ideology that passes their disease ridden philosophy from one to another by licking. This can be construed as the equivalent to “you scratch my back and I’ll scratch yours” but I really have seen them sneak up on an unsuspecting independent and lick them.
Shrub - Small itty-bitty baby type Bush (otherwise known as the current leader of the supposedly free world).
Song Boogers - Those sound bites left clinging to the inner lining of ones cranium from 30-second commercials that use rehashed 70’s songs (like Ballroom Blitz) demographically positioning for maximum profit, who else… the boomer generation, some of which have moved phucking on… . Make it stop! Somebody make it stop!
Supercult of the Upper Middle White – This is the cutoff point at around $250,000 per year where most Americans think the national average income is or should be. This includes families consisting of husband, wife, two children, 4000sq ft and up house, at least one maybe two SUV’s, private schools for the kids, and vacation condos. Of course, there are plenty of foreign nonwhites at that income level working in upper echelon tech jobs, but they sure do act white and suffer from chronic Afluenza (see www.pbs.org) .
Twolip – Someone who is capable of speaking with forked tongue out both sides of their face while looking like the most trusted person on the planet. See Shrub and political camp pains.
Validititty – Moronic boob continually validating and elevating his/her beliefs via the ballot box at the expense and suffering of others.
…more words to be added as I come across them.--CY
