genescyst...

when Eve made apple pie

and served up Adam

her elegant pie

all hell broke loose

 

when Moses tried

to get his people to be let go

and then gave egypt a few 7 year itches

and then a bath

all hell broke loose

 

when Christ got nailed

the jews got baked

and we all became sinners by default

then all hell broke loose

 

when Bob and Carol and Ted and Alice

maybe being of a different configuration

opened the wrong door

and something went bang

scattering itty bitty bits of everything

in every direction

all hell broke loose

 

and chaos was born

but no one figured out

that the natural state of the universe

is anarchy

so all hell broke loose

 

but if we grasped the progression

instead of being so contrary

by shoving absolutes

down everyones throats

and up everyones asses

maybe all hell won't brake loose

so much...