a call to disorder...

I've been thinking lately about things that are not possible to legislate without an underlying undermining of perceived national circumstance and the core of our socio-economic-western puritan ideology. This is probably due to the rights granted by the 'free will' clause, pertaining to behaviors in the beholds and begats regions biblically laid down since the dawn of discovery, concerning what was allocated by the invisible man for the sole use of opposable-thumb primates... maybe. I'm not always so sure of my deductions.   There is no order of importance or degree to this list, it just exists in my wee pea brain:

 

Accountability in advertising... With an economic system founded on the PT Barnum principle of "a sucker born every minute", there would be a world-wide upheaval with regard to the influence of Ronco, hair growth, weight loss, and the erectile duration, length and girth industries. And since we've sent our manufacturing base overseas, we haven't all that much else to rest our recent laurels on.

 

Conversational civility...  By forcing this legislatively down the collective conscious throat, we would disenfranchise and force to the soup lines practically all the talking heads employed by FOX News. Again, more upheaval than we could possibly bear.

 

Non-agenda based concern for the public good...  To remove one's inalienable right to ascend to the pinnacle of societal ascension worship with all the perks and profits afforded such celebrity is, well... just plain anti-Entertainment Tonight.

 

CEO salary caps... Why should one person be punished for the problems of market fluctuations, stockholder revolts, earthquakes, tsunamis, and just plain bad overall management concerning the health and well being of the rank and file. Sheez.

 

Affordable equal access to health care... Let's face it, there are just some people on this planet who deserve to live longer, higher quality lives than others.