Letters of non-absolutes...

Dear Socialist,
If everything was free, then nothing would be worth anything.

Dear Capitalist,
There are many priceless things on the planet and they don't cost anything.

Dear Libertarian,
You cannot be the only one on the planet with other people around.

Dear Evangelical,
If you were the only one right, then there would be no one else around to be wrong.

Dear Democrat,
If there were no republicans, there would be no reason to be a democrat.

Dear Republican,
If there were no democrats, there would be no reason to be a republican.

Dear Oil Industry,
If you run out of what you are selling, then there will be nothing left for you to sell.

Dear Religious Zealot,
Sending everyone else to hell while you get to go to heaven means you're not going to be where the party is.

Dear Liberal,
Rome was not built in a day.

Dear Conservative,
Rome once before burned to the ground while one fiddled.