I'm sure how much farther I can pull back from all the bullshit that I find more and more intolerable... and still participate in this culture of mass herding all the biped cattle that exists... my usual inclination is to amplifiy the absurditiy and throw it back in their faces... it's usually a safe thing to do... since very few "get it"... safe but unsatisfying all at the same time...

so I came up with what I thought was a reasonable apropos spam for our monthly event at the shop... it was pretty much as follows:

Fill in the Blank Business

In Conjuction With any and all Who Wish to Play

presents

The First Wednesday Downtown something event

This Month's Theme

Nothing to do with Tulips!

No tulip festival specials

No tulip labeled products

No special tulip product promotions

And last but not least... no tulips

Find anything in the shop that has to do with a tulip

and receive a free anti-tulip gift...

Guaranteed not to have anything to do with tulips..

See you all there!

obviously the powers that be refused this simultaneous slight attempt of humor and slight on the you know what festival...