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meanderings by rm dustin

This place I deposit thoughts, E-noodlings where my synapses have coagulated recent perceptions. There are no absolutes. Like all manifestations it has had its evolutionary moments. This is the latest. There will likely be more...

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Name: RM Dustin
Location: Pugetropolis North

I live with many free thinking, free spirited, patriotically challenged, religiously void life-jesters here in and around the delta, scattered in-between the tributaries of the Skagit, peppering the hillsides, or burrowed into micro valleys. They are my friends; spirits entwined, layered, and folded within this realm where aboriginal and Norse lore meld amongst the mists sent inland by salted surges. I am not here by chance.

5/31/04

Curmudgeony 101...



I don’t mind change,
Except when I’m in the middle of something.
I don’t mind binges,
Nothing exceeds like excess.
I don’t mind authority,
Except when I’m told what to do.
I don’t mind being quiet,
Stubbed toes and plucked nostril hairs notwithstanding.
I don’t mind a hangover,
While hiding under an overhang.
I don’t mind being obstinate,
It doesn’t matter if I’m right, only that you aren’t.

Grey Goose is Best...



Just like absolute power, absolute thought corrupts absolutely, especially when that thought transforms into a collective mindset… and it will because projecting validity of the righteous is addictive and it feels real good to win at the expense of others. Solution? Don’t drink Absolute. Try Kettle One.

5/30/04

Rules of U.S. Capitalism



People don’t really care how you make your money as long as you don’t get caught.

It’s better to be exploited than to be denied the opportunity to exploit.

Misinformation is the best information for product enhancement.

Greed is good.

Regulation is bad.

Build it with someone else’s money and they will come.

Trickle-down is better than taxes.

Paid employees are an evil necessity.

Religion helps offset the downside of exploitation.

Without image, substance is worthless.

Legislated reward negates risk.

The cult of personality sells best.

War is a great economy jump-starter.

5/28/04

Study Says Condoms Contain Cancer-Causing Substance



In a rare stunning victory handed to the religious right by their biggest nemesis (science), at last there is proof that at least one birth control method is harmful to your health. A spokesperson for the Catholic Church stated, “this is a great day for the rhythm method and abstinence for properly dispersing babies throughout the course of a marriage. We were right all along and this proves it.” Baptists and evangelicals chimed in adding that all this immoral fornicating promoted by the availability of that foul rubber tube snake will now stop and we will see a proper return to overpopulation, increased transmission of disease, and increased poverty including higher infant mortality rates just like its supposed to be.

5/25/04

Momentary Clarity...



The air was thick with moisture tonight. It hovered like a blanket falling perfectly toward a bed, all corners aligned. Yet it stood suspended, motionless, compressing the stillness and the smells beneath it. Yes, it was about the smells, of foliage after a good rain, of earth being cleansed, and of times past. Cedar, mint, and even the blacktop had a soothing fragrance about it. An old friend joined me and we spoke of things in a wordless manner as only two such people can.

5/22/04

The Darker Side of Nuthin'



Time does not rumble and stumble through such places
Instead it glides and flows
Creeps and crawls unabated
Little or no attention given to its experience
Other than the art of arrival and departure
Triggered by mechanisms of standards both authoritarian and courteous
And those happenings are more lost in as much found
In the back of minds busy with priorities elsewhere
Everyone is safe.

In this place where collective coagulations merge and ricochet
Contributions to a process form to perpetuate progress and change
For that is the only true constant
Even when fear attempts to impede
Given time the inevitable conquers most resistance.

Here where water tickles the feet of mountains
Where rain and clouds insure blanketed emotions
Draped in a mist laden fog
Where protestant nose to grindstone work begets distraction
Where distraction begets compliance
Where compliance begets repression
And repression begets oppression.

Here where the mountains spill nutrients downward into the sea
Where cabin fever breeds discontent
Where time for reflection begets inner exploration
Where elevated consciousness begets curiosity
Where curiosity begets examination
Where examination begets questioning
There are few absolutes.

And in the midst of the pushing and pulling of all that is relevant
Sits the Porn Palace
A monument to the potential fringe in everyone
Where perceptions of seclusion and exclusion merge
And denial of curiosity melds with nervous water cooled jokes
Laced with naughty spice, nudges, and winks.

All who pass know all too well
That inside there of the creepy lurking insidious
No orifice goes unattended
No act is unconsidered
No positioning is not attempted
No toy is impossibly negotiated.
No absolute is applied.

Yet no entry is possible
As that part of town was seedy before
And is seedy yet
For The Porn Palace only exists for the pleasure of "those" people
The ones we don't make eye contact with
The ones we don't do business with
The ones we don't invite to dinner
Existences solely allowed by the grace of our tolerance.

We will never venture through those doors
There will only be drive-bys without observable notice
Because if we slither after dark into that evil den
We might just bump into someone we know.

5/19/04

The Big Money Three… the strangest games…



Armored clad units constructed for collision, projecting and protecting advancements and retreats along a moveable front with a minute and strictly enforced demilitarized zone where penalties for infractions apply.

Vertical svelte elongated figures careening gazelle-like on a horizontal wooden plane in a strategically chaotic dance with much posturing and ado about something.

Teams with coagulated purpose yet beaming individualism as silhouettes stand relaxed yet poised, deep in thought or not, waiting for a cue from the contact of a wooden appendage and tightly woven leather clad projectile to explode into efficient agenda, then only to return after the hubbub to detachment of the moment.

Curling… a strange game…



Intensely focused control of a stone-like urn hand-eye adjusted for attaining the shortest distance between two points on a slippery non-slope while overly attentive custodians clean a path.

5/16/04

The Gang of Many...



Coagulations of purpose and frivolity emerge bundled under a roof of creative expression and energy of intent called The Edison Eye where only an elongated S-curve slows you down enough to notice something amiss in a village otherwise reserved for an unobtrusive existence. We left the town the way we found it, yet we await for the next adventure with bated breath when the call to merge mind and soul is again given.

5/15/04

Golf... a strange game...



Competing elements vie to drop tiny orbs into submerged lawn orifices in less attempts than their opponents while maintaining little or no outward jubilation and multitudes of spectators quietly watch with clenched emotions.

5/14/04

Pediatrician Warns Parents About Cicadas



Oh foul and ugly curse whose existences consist of a 48 hour drunken spree complete with birth, metamorphosis, sex, a meal, and then death, thy appearance every seventeen years is a plague on all that is manicured and one with the cul de sac. Hedges and lawns, trees and shrubs, all infested with your ilk and brood and for what purpose? To deaden the night with sounds unearthly, smothering even the wailing Amtrak or pestering tunes of the ice cream truck. Clogging lawn mowers with thousands of your discarded carcasses because their harmonics sound of the mating call? Chasing blue haired ladies unknowingly into heavy oncoming traffic? I think not. Your purpose is to capture children and replace them with clones that are born from the cocoons you leave behind. These insidious duplicates drive our new cars, eat all our food, scratch our CD’s, and drink our beer. We are on to you. We will stop you.

Louisiana Bill Would Ban Low-Slung Pants



The campaign to eradicate the use of crack in the streets and suburban malls as a vehicle for furthering self expression using intermediate fashion is now in full swing as a multitude of Guppy’s flex their authoritarian wills on the public. The real issue of public safety is being ignored by focusing on the visibility of crack and not resulting excess of fabric about the knees and feet that impedes reasonable and safe movement when running from said Guppy’s. The fashion industry has fixed this issue in women’s pants by lowering the waistline and keeping the crotch nice and snug where it belongs. Much appreciated, thank you. Yet men still wear regular fitted pants low causing the crotch of the trouser to bunch up around the knees and on the ground. This is a terrible public nuisance and must be dealt with. The use of crack is only half the problem.

5/13/04

Playboy Hunting for Home Depot 'Hotties'



Orange apron-clad, box cutter holstered, sensually ogling the phallic utensils of construction and destruction, and armed with 30% off tags, these nubile nymphets with conglomerate purpose are poised to tantalize and tickle even the most detached weekend warrior in search of another reason to purchase garage ornaments. Spread upon glossed pages, filtered and brushed, they soon will bring us remembrances of what never was or ever will be as uneven boards are planed and suffocating weeds are whacked.

5/12/04

Tennis… a strange game…



A yellow sphere primly and properly served up only to be rejected upon receipt.

5/8/04

Totally Mental Environment...



Upon further contemplation of this here Corpornation,
Where entities manipulate outside of common consensus.
Justified by a manifested destination,
Fueled with creation’s fire and patriotic desire,
Riding in the free zone on the “with us or against us” bus.

The Dominion lurks masked with righteous absolutes,
Proclaiming judgments without an avenue for dissent.
Cult of personalities plays well at the box office,
Standing room only validates the hero.

Repression begets oppression.
Bigotry begets torture.
Ends justify means.
Profit is the icing on the cake.

5/3/04

Vengeance...


To the conquerors goes the spoil,
But this time it’s not just for the oil.
For subjugation demands intimidation,
And torture requires humiliation.

So onward Christian solders,
As the money flows from your power holders.
For you know you’re right with all your might,
With threats of death through out the night.

Demean the beleaguered savage heathen,
To hell they’ll go for ideological treason.
The more subhuman ways you beat them down,
The more you project your freedom… by hiding underground.