Oil and Reasoning...

T’was 3am and all the problems of the world were not solved, but at least reaffirmed and a consensus of commonality reached. Approaches were defined and suggestions bantered about with interspersed expressions of frivolity and experiments with libations. Thus we introduce to the world a martini born of such contemplative magnitude never before attempted while intellectually basking in the bowels of the delta where art and life merge:

The Skagit SMASH (Serious Mellow Authentication Served Happy)

The ingredients of this intensely calming concoction are currently a secret as the participants ponder the ramifications of unleashing such a creation spawned from pure reason upon an unsuspecting public. Will economies crash? Will elections be altered? Will religions be sacrilegiously defiled?

So with heavy heart and threats of guilty conscience, we tuck away the recipe until another day when the Zombie Woofs and drunken dull nasties have subsided and clearer minds prevail.