Playboy Hunting for Home Depot 'Hotties'
Orange apron-clad, box cutter holstered, sensually ogling the phallic utensils of construction and destruction, and armed with 30% off tags, these nubile nymphets with conglomerate purpose are poised to tantalize and tickle even the most detached weekend warrior in search of another reason to purchase garage ornaments. Spread upon glossed pages, filtered and brushed, they soon will bring us remembrances of what never was or ever will be as uneven boards are planed and suffocating weeds are whacked.



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