Message from Management...

Hello waifs, serfs, and peons. We at MegaCorp from hell wish to thank you for all your dedication and hard work to further our wealth and influence beyond all phucking belief. We have concluded you all are worthless evil necessities and have adjusted our balance sheets to reflect that. As a result, we cannot adjust your wages due to inconsistencies in pay per positions because it will just bloody make everything all mucked up and we worked really hard to make things look peachy. Can’t have that, ya know. Therefore, if you do present proof from the net that your pay is below industry standards, well… what can we say? They’re wrong and we are right. Ask anyone that really matters. So stop your bellyaching and move on. We rule you drool. That’s the way it is, always has been, and always will be. Be happy you eat and it’s not your children on the platter.

Sincerely,
People with Maids