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meanderings by rm dustin

This place I deposit thoughts, E-noodlings where my synapses have coagulated recent perceptions. There are no absolutes. Like all manifestations it has had its evolutionary moments. This is the latest. There will likely be more...

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Name: RM Dustin
Location: Pugetropolis North

I live with many free thinking, free spirited, patriotically challenged, religiously void life-jesters here in and around the delta, scattered in-between the tributaries of the Skagit, peppering the hillsides, or burrowed into micro valleys. They are my friends; spirits entwined, layered, and folded within this realm where aboriginal and Norse lore meld amongst the mists sent inland by salted surges. I am not here by chance.

4/8/04

Bag-O-Food...



So here’s my pitch… I‘ve created a concept for what could be the equivalent to mainlining high fat, high caloric, and totally fast to the point food for those that can’t sit for lunch or dinner because of stunted pallets, anxiety disorders, or they are working more than one job and have no time. It’s called Bag-O-Food and the end goal is to franchise before going public.

This is how it works. I contract with all the fast food restaurants to buy (or dispose of for free) all of their grill drippings, including batter dipped meats, burger, eggs, crumbs… you know, the little stuff scraped off to the side that cost money to take to the dump. I plan to put the ones with the most commonality (fish, chicken, or beef) in one bag and sell it out of drive-thru windows of gas stations. I can hire homeless people who will work for a couple of Bags-O-Food a day to man the windows and microwave each order as it comes. The bags will be grease repellent on the inside (a liner of some sort) and come in three sizes, priced accordingly: Yer Basic BOF, Petite BOF, and MoFo BOF.

I figure a couple of contracts with Wal-Mart, Costco, and Schell will start the process and I should recover my cost in a year. I think this will work because people are starting to backlash against fast food places serving up healthy meals so as to drive up the price. I’m talkin’ $2.00 for a Basic BOF, tops.

Investor inquiries are welcome.

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