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This place I deposit thoughts, E-noodlings where my synapses have coagulated recent perceptions. There are no absolutes. Like all manifestations it has had its evolutionary moments. This is the latest. There will likely be more...

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Name: RM Dustin
Location: Pugetropolis North

I live with many free thinking, free spirited, patriotically challenged, religiously void life-jesters here in and around the delta, scattered in-between the tributaries of the Skagit, peppering the hillsides, or burrowed into micro valleys. They are my friends; spirits entwined, layered, and folded within this realm where aboriginal and Norse lore meld amongst the mists sent inland by salted surges. I am not here by chance.

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3/17/04

Note from those paid to tell you how to live:



Subject: Retirement


Okay, so your stocks are still in the toilet, your maximum earnings age is pretty much on the down slope, and it looks like flipping burgers is still a possibility to supplement Social Security. It would appear that your goal of dying somewhere warm is not feasible unless the economy, social dynamics of age discrimination, and the healthcare system change radically, like right now. Fat chance. Also, it is rumored in certain circles that AARP will soon be labeled as an insurgent socialist organization with possible terrorist connections. Sorry for the bad news.

PS… your balance of $400 is still overdue.

Sincerely,
Your Latest Financial Advisor

posted by RM Dustin | 3/17/2004 07:54:00 AM

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