Letter from Management...
Subject: Opinion Survey
Okay folks, you were supposed to fill out the employee opinion poll and we are sure you believe us when we say it is totally anonymous and there is no way we could identify you even though you have to specify your market, division, and job title. We really need that information even if you mark everything negative. Of course, what your opinion is really is of no significance. What's important is that everyone participates and it’s done on time. We spent a lot of money buying out the independent reseach firm we hired to do this study. We will deny any allegations of mismanagement because our previous super secret option poll we conducted on all of your time off concluded every one of you is a vengeful malcontent. Now hurry up, we have a tee time at 3PM.
Sincerely,
The Central Scrutinizer’s
Okay folks, you were supposed to fill out the employee opinion poll and we are sure you believe us when we say it is totally anonymous and there is no way we could identify you even though you have to specify your market, division, and job title. We really need that information even if you mark everything negative. Of course, what your opinion is really is of no significance. What's important is that everyone participates and it’s done on time. We spent a lot of money buying out the independent reseach firm we hired to do this study. We will deny any allegations of mismanagement because our previous super secret option poll we conducted on all of your time off concluded every one of you is a vengeful malcontent. Now hurry up, we have a tee time at 3PM.
Sincerely,
The Central Scrutinizer’s
posted by RM Dustin | 2/27/2004 08:03:00 PM
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