Objectivity Lost

I ran through the carpet barefoot yet assured,
It was entirely of my own decision.
Careening off tables without too much disturbed,
I grabbed for the remote with such practiced precision,
Flipping channels with ease until I found FOX television.

With such fairness and balance my choices are clear,
I pound with my fist and judge unabated.
I feel totally valid with what I want to hear.
Liberalism allowed though highly castrated.
Fairness and balance abound as anticipated.

It’s all common sense that no one can deny,
If you do it’s because you are at the least misguided.
Anything contrary must be but a lie,
Prepare foul leftists to be sternly chided,
It’s fairness and balance that keep us delighted.