Note from Management,

Although logic, reason, and integrity are all nice and fuzzy concepts we all like to promote via our many soapboxes, it is important for all of you to remember this is a corporation. Bean counters run this place and there is little or no room for proactive or efficient responses to anything. If we want you to drive around all day on our dollar, you will and you will smile while doing it. Democracy ends at 8AM and doesn’t pick up again until your shift is over. We are not sure even that applies. I realize you are under the concept that you live in an economical environment that honors negotiation, payment for skills and services provided, and previous agreements but you are wrong. Your ass belongs to us. There are still some nonproductive and un-American laws lurking about but thanks to Reagan and the Bush’s that will eventually change. Hang in there. It will all be better soon.

Management