Note from Management:

“We realize everyone has worked very hard in preparation for the turn up of your market. We also realize that the current delay due to unforeseen conflicts with the local Baby Bell who just so happens to own every last ounce of copper cable on the planet, whose rules and regulations could choke a blue whale on an empty stomach, and who really would like to see us fail miserably in the eyes of the community and God has caused us to put you in a position to not make your goals by years end. We have taken this into consideration and hope you do not see any shortfall in your perceived due bonuses as a reflection of a possible unhealthy company. Rest assured, we are just flexing our corporate dominance over your measly lives. Thank you for your support.”