Message from HR

Well, folks. It’s time for our annual “Fuck with your Bennies” ploy. As usual, we will be making everything look rosy while we manipulate the process so you end up with more out of pocket expenses and we can give our upper echelon exec’s more money. Now the union (which by the way, you do not qualify to join) totally folded under fear pressure and bought our compensation package hook, line, and sinker. So now we have extended that standard to all employees. We also realize the amount of information you need to consume to make an informed choice is quite lengthy and confusing, but you get to try to figure that out all on your time, not ours. Of course, we are here if you have any questions. Please keep them short and only ask via our intranet site. We are not returning calls at this time.